watching shows i don't care about
reading a book i don't care about
looking at facebooks i don't care about
learning about things i don't care about

I hate facebook. I don't like how it's become a part of everyone.
If you don't like someone, delete them on facebook.
You're not dating someone unless it says so on facebook.
If you need to break up with someone, just switch your facebook to "single."
If someone doesn't comment/message/chat/write on your wall, they're mad at you or a bad friend.
Instead of talking to someone, or actually being a their friend, just "like" what they do every now and then, that'll hold the friendship up.
Don't bother talking to anyone or seeing them in person, you can see every day of their lives on facebook.